Wonderfully Defined
stfuhypocrisy:

did-you-kno:

Source

Jesus, wut? 

Welp, not moving to Texas.Er, not that I would want to in the first place.

stfuhypocrisy:

did-you-kno:

Source

Jesus, wut? 

Welp, not moving to Texas.

Er, not that I would want to in the first place.

kylebeans:

buzz3lli:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

its called fashion
look it up some time

i know what im wearing to school tomorrow.

Fine art fashion is a real thing tho :/

I would be more appreciative of this if it was a statue, but only because I think fashion should be something that’s somewhat practical to be wearing at some point.
I just can’t think of any situation in which wearing a spiky… Dress? Cloak? Strapless shell? … I can’t think of any situation in which it would be practical to wear whatever is around hir torso with a giant eyeball covering one’s head.
I do love the shoes, though. Those should be in my closet.

kylebeans:

buzz3lli:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

its called fashion

look it up some time

i know what im wearing to school tomorrow.

Fine art fashion is a real thing tho :/

I would be more appreciative of this if it was a statue, but only because I think fashion should be something that’s somewhat practical to be wearing at some point.

I just can’t think of any situation in which wearing a spiky… Dress? Cloak? Strapless shell? … I can’t think of any situation in which it would be practical to wear whatever is around hir torso with a giant eyeball covering one’s head.

I do love the shoes, though. Those should be in my closet.

i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

pantherahugs:

What do the people know you as, hero?

angryqueerfirebender:

charlesherbertbest:

dilettantefreckles:

repository-of-lost-things:

Marion, The Dragon Paladin.

Jude, the Rune Rogue.

Charles, The Diplomatic Oracle.

Sean, The Celestial Healer?

Kaylen, The Spiral Rogue.

Milo, The Fiery Mage

Heh. Heh. Heh.

- Milo

Tyler, the Death Gypsy.

I love this one.

Boyfriend is the Celestial Acrobat.

He doesn’t seem to care for it. :P

I keep swinging between being great as Amumu (7/2/7, 9/4/??, etc.) and being completely awful (0/6/3, 1/9/2, etc.), sometimes from one game to the very next. Gauging his Bandage Toss is my only issue as far as playing, I just seem to go from being competent to incompetent at the drop of a hat, and for no good reason.

I think I’m done with League for today, though. Napping, laundry, then drinks and movies with some friends.

inflateablefilth:

lifeisonceinalifetime:

sea-bear-joan:

thisgingersnapsback:

CAN’T
STOP
LAUGHING

I’m confused. Why would this be shocking? Doesn’t everyone eat a newborn on Sundays?

Oh lord

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

… Is it bad that my first thought on seeing the picture was, ‘It’s not even marinated or seasoned! What awful cook is responsible for this?’

inflateablefilth:

lifeisonceinalifetime:

sea-bear-joan:

thisgingersnapsback:

CAN’T

STOP

LAUGHING

I’m confused. Why would this be shocking? Doesn’t everyone eat a newborn on Sundays?

Oh lord

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

… Is it bad that my first thought on seeing the picture was, ‘It’s not even marinated or seasoned! What awful cook is responsible for this?’

Codex has 22 predictions in all! Including…
‘I hate myself’
‘Awkward’
‘Have you tried medication?’
‘I’m not sure’
‘What do YOU think?’
‘I’m crying’
Jay, alcohol… He’s giving alcohol a bad name. And I’m really sick of people blaming their little nasty habits on alcohol. Leave alcohol out of this! Alcohol might make you, you know, sleep with a fatty, or pee on your neighbour’s yard, but you don’t turn into a pedophile! I’ve been really, really drunk, I’ve never went out and bought Girl Scout cookies, ‘Come here, baby… Momma want a Thin Mint’.
Wanda Sykes on the Jay Leno show, talking about Mark Foley

kylebeans:

Rule 1: IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

Okay seriously he always looks really alarmed

I thought I was the only one who really noticed, but yeah. In every picture, it looks like he’s thinking, ‘Oh, shit, a camera! Quick, before they—’ *Flash* ‘DAMMIT!’

cocksucking-accent:

dcartfag:

Oh look. It’s sleeping with Izzi.

Also Julia. Gods damn.

And me! But only because I like cuddles while sleeping, so if you move away I follow and hog more bed.And then if you try to push me back to the middle, I don’t move. :P

cocksucking-accent:

dcartfag:

Oh look. It’s sleeping with Izzi.

Also Julia. Gods damn.

And me! But only because I like cuddles while sleeping, so if you move away I follow and hog more bed.

And then if you try to push me back to the middle, I don’t move. :P

It surprises me how few people actually know what ‘lactose intolerance’ means. And it makes me kind of sad, but only because I love biology and don’t understand how you can’t be fascinated by what the human body is capable of.